Season 5 of the Vampire Diaries begins tonight
Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen), Matt (Zach Roerig), Stefan (Paul Wesley), Damon (Ian Somerhalder) & Tyler (Michael Trevino) welcome you to Mystic Falls
Stefan fucks Tyler
Jeremy fucks Alaric (Matt Davis)
Matt fucks Jeremy
and Klaus (Joseph Morgan) gives Damon one last fucking before heading off to New Orleans
the Vampire Diaries spin-off the Originals begins tonight
Diego (Eka Darville), Marcel (Charles Michael Davis), Klaus, Elijah (Daniel Gillies) & Thierry (Callard Harris) welcome you to New Orleans